Hey, eh-yo what's up honey baby?
I'ma tell you some reasons why you wanna date me.
First, I can take you anywhere you work, and we can get a discount from every single clerk.
Not to mention the benefits and perks - and if you('ve) got a pension, a wedding in a church.
Well we could wait but if worst comes to worst, a year from Monday's our first annivers'.

*It shows he has thought about price range*

Well, well, well yeah of course, we settled it before - ignore social stigma she'll get the door.
But I've still got my dignity, until she admits she really isn't into me.
At which point, I begin to see it's simply a little song she needs like...



Babe, don't you know that when you run away it drives me crazy?

Why Don't You Know? (X2)

Cause darlin', you're my summer evening beautiful melody.

Why Don't You Know? (X2)



Hey, you, how could you be so careless?
All I wanted to do was meet your parents.
But, you had to release that document stopping me from hanging-out on your terrace.
It's cool, I don't NEED to be there, it's just I'll be honest I'm awfully embarrassed.
I long for lawfully wedded but confidence is dropping steady each time your phone number varies.

*It's doing the girl no favour to leave it entirely up to her*

Oh really? Well, maybe I should drop by her place then, the mail-boy told me where she moved to when I paid him.

*that would be fun*

Aw yeah, it's out in Lake-Bend, gee thanks mister I'll make like the wind.
I'll bet she's waiting in the den, so maybe I should let myself in.




Babe, can't you see me sitting on your front porch waiting for you?

Why Don't You Know? (X2)

Cause darlin', I just want you to know how I feel about you.

Why Don't You Know? (X2)


HEY!


Can't you see me through the window? They're arresting me.

Why Don't You Know? (X2)

Cause darlin' I would like you so much more if you loved me back.

Why Don't You Know? (X2)